Cakewalk to Baghdad

From the guys who gave you… I-Feel-Like-I’m-Fixin’-to-Die back in 1967. We now get Cakewalk to Baghdad. Lyrics here. If this chorus doesn’t get stuck in your head for the rest of the day…. Next we’re gonna cakewalk into Teheran, Gonna cakewalk to Damascus and Pyong-yin-yang When we strut on in, Everybody’s gonna cheer They’ll be […]

Political Masturbation through War Fighting

A plausible conversation at the White House… a couple weeks ago: (warning course language) Just another day at the White House: US General in Iraq via VideoPhone: Mr. President, sir, our troops seem to be sitting around a lot lately. Bush: Our troops are the best in the world. US General: Sir, Yes Sir. But […]